Scully

Andrew Schofield

Franny Scully

Ray Kingsley

'Mooey' Morgan

Elvis Costello

Henry Scully

Sam Kelly

Brady

Tom Georgeson

Isaiah

Cathy Tyson

Joanna

Tony Haygarth

Dracula

David Ross

Steve

Judith Barker

Mrs Heath

Mark McGann

Mad Dog

Bruce Grobbelaar

Himself

Gilly Coman

Marie Morgan

Gary Bleasdale

Bignall

Ian St. John

Himself

Richard Burke

Snotty Dog

Jean Boht

Gran

Kenny Dalglish

Himself

Valerie Lilley

Mrs. Scully

Jimmy Gallagher

Arthur Scully

Philip Whitchurch

Castanets

Les Chatfield

Director